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MBTI most accurate descriptions

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

jibhatman

jibhatman:

This post contains mentions of racism and sexual assault. Just letting you all know.

I’m starting to see more people get angry about antisemitism. Whether or not you are a Jew doesn’t matter. How you feel about Israel doesn’t matter. What matters is that the ancient tradition of antisemitism never went away. It’s still as alive and well as ever.

People speak out against the oppression of blacks, against prejudicial treatment of Muslims, and against cultural appropriation of cultures from Mexico to China, but not about the Jews. People who talk about equality say nothing about the Jews. Some of them because they simply forget us, some of them maybe because they are as racist as the people they condemn.

Maybe I should apply Hanlon’s Razor. “Never attribute to malice that which incompetenccan explain” is irrelevant here, however. It doesn’t matter if these advocates of equality are forgetting us or actually hate us. What matters is that, until you side with the Jews against their oppressors, you’re all on the side of thevil fuckers who rape and murder Jews. I don’t care how good a person you are, there are only two sides when it comes to the Jews. You’re on the same side as the people who built Auschwitz, whether you know it or not. You may not believe what they did, but you’re perpetuating what they tried to do. You’re helping the rapists because silence condemns us to keep being persecuted as we have for as long as records have been kept on this rotting shithole of a world.

Start speaking out.